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Slip Whitsun, Country Music Legend, from Refuge, Montana.

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Location: Refuge, Montana, United States

I am Slip Whitsun, country music legend now living on my "Sun Whit" Ranch in Refuge, Montana. When I am not wrestlin' calves or the ladies, I'm livin' high on the hog on all the royalties from my classic country records I made in the 50's and 60's (and a failed attempt to cross-breed country with disco under the name Dr. Funken Krapp back in '77). A special thanks to Philip T. Hunter for covering some of my songs and introducing me to a whole new generation of fans (some of them pretty young fillies)! I enjoy calf ropin' and bull ridin' and drinkin' Turkey Cokes w/ a cherry served in a martini glass, oh, and did I mention I love the ladies?

Tuesday, December 28, 2004

Words will never hurt me

You know what an aarschgnoodle is? It's Pennsylvania German (aka Pennsylvania Dutch) for the globules of dung found on hair in the vicinity of the anus. There is a word in Spanish for the space between the eyebrows, but I can't remember what it is at the moment. I think that is a good word too. I think that the gypsies thought that if you had a unibrow, you could see fairies. That would come in handy sometimes!

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