Back at the Ranch

Slip Whitsun, Country Music Legend, from Refuge, Montana.

Name:
Location: Refuge, Montana, United States

I am Slip Whitsun, country music legend now living on my "Sun Whit" Ranch in Refuge, Montana. When I am not wrestlin' calves or the ladies, I'm livin' high on the hog on all the royalties from my classic country records I made in the 50's and 60's (and a failed attempt to cross-breed country with disco under the name Dr. Funken Krapp back in '77). A special thanks to Philip T. Hunter for covering some of my songs and introducing me to a whole new generation of fans (some of them pretty young fillies)! I enjoy calf ropin' and bull ridin' and drinkin' Turkey Cokes w/ a cherry served in a martini glass, oh, and did I mention I love the ladies?

Friday, March 11, 2005

The Hit Shit Fan

Goddammed fascists! Yeah, I'm drunk, but you can eat my a-hole. I try not to get political, but this W Admin is just getting too far out. Now people are killing judges. I'm not saying there's a connection, but shit. There are connections everywhere and everything is connected. I gave up the "manifesto" years ago - that Unibomber ruined everything and I got tired of the damn shed. You know they're just trying to screw us all, don't you? Manufacture a crises - create this massive deficit and then take away all our bennies. Give to the rich! Eat the Middle Class! Rights?! Shit. I can't sleep tonight! Is it a full moon? That Rummie ain't a werewolf, but I ain't so sure he ain't a freakin' zombie! Undead fascists! Who'd you sell your souls to?

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey,

This here's Mr. King.

Please send an electronic mail my way. I's got some fat to chew.

You know how to do it.

Peas,
Mr. King

1:02 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home