Back at the Ranch: Still More Tanya

About Me

Name: Slip

Location: Refuge, Montana, United States

I am Slip Whitsun, country music legend now living on my "Sun Whit" Ranch in Refuge, Montana. When I am not wrestlin' calves or the ladies, I'm livin' high on the hog on all the royalties from my classic country records I made in the 50's and 60's (and a failed attempt to cross-breed country with disco under the name Dr. Funken Krapp back in '77). A special thanks to Philip T. Hunter for covering some of my songs and introducing me to a whole new generation of fans (some of them pretty young fillies)! I enjoy calf ropin' and bull ridin' and drinkin' Turkey Cokes w/ a cherry served in a martini glass, oh, and did I mention I love the ladies?

Sunday, October 23, 2005

Still More Tanya

Ok, so I was flippin' channels last night. I'm back at the Ranch now - turistas started rambling back into New Orleans, so I thought it was time to leave. A guy can only stand so much T&A - and I ran outta beads. Anywho, this show "Tuckerville" was on - Tanya Tucker's got herself a reality show. She's put on a few pounds, but the only reason I haven't is the heroin. I was thinking of getting a reality show awhile back, but my life ain't real. And everyone's getting one now. I mean Brittany Spears?! Gawd, I caught part of that - she was talking about love. What does she know about love? Hulk Hogan? He seems pretty grumpy for a rich guy.

HERE is a video preview if you like. I have some "home movies" of us from a LONG time ago - I think I'd get sued if I posted them.

1 Comments:

Meow Meow said...: I'd sure like ta see dem old movies...
ps. ifen ya git the chance their is some good TV on Sunday and Thursday at midnight on the cartoon network. Its called Squidbillies. Finest thing these old eyes have seen in quite sometime.; 8:46 AM